- He couldn't get a job anywhere else.
- They gave him an offer he could Nott refuse.
- He thought chicks in Notts County would be Notty.
- He wanted a 'big club' but unfortunately Newcastle were relegated.
- He read the offer wrongly and thought he'd be the national manager of Notts Country
- He bought PP Land there.
- He was promised his own personal harem of nubile virgins.
Eriksson confirmed as director of football at Notts County
Sven-Goran Eriksson has accepted the director of football role at League Two side Notts County