July 09, 2007

Geordie Update

We've got a new owner. He's not an American leprechaun nor a Thai crook nor a Hongkietonk.

We've a brand new manager, and he seems to know what he's doing.

We've got a new defence. No Tit Bramble, no Goochy, no Crack More.

We've got a new gangster in the middle of the park.

We've also gotten a big striker to hold up the ball for Ickle Mickey.

All seems well and good. Birds are chirping. Flowers are blooming in Geordieland.

Wait? What's this?

Damncbknntiuniasengniamahpokaihamkalinglunchowpetpetchowhye Fat Freddy Shepherd stays as Chairman.

Mike Ashley, you no blain ah?

Arrggghhhhhh... *pulls out hair*

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