Deflected Goals Won't Get You Into Barca

So. You're the 'star player' of a club. You know that your teammates are earning more money than you are, even though you bloody score more (deflected) goals than that bloody Sheva, and you are one of the 'English Core' players in the team.

So you ask for more money.

But they dowan to give you.

So what do you do? Heck, you're a bloody STAR PLAYER right? Even though all you do is sit in midfield doing nothing but pass the ball sideways and score the occasionally deflected goal while aiming for the corner flag, surely some big club like Barca or Inter would want you right?

So lets OFFER YOUR SERVICES to those clubs! When they bid for you, SURE that bloody Roman guy will give you more money to stay wan!

Well, so much for THAT idea, Fat Lamps...

Continental giants snub Lampard

Frank Lampard 'knows he has no chance of moving' to any of the big European clubs and so will almost definitely stay at Chelsea, according to an executive at Barcelona. 'There is no other option. He has been offered to us, Milan, Inter and Real Madrid. Basically all of the big clubs. But none are interested.

I especially loved this line:

We are the same as those clubs are, we're looking for a player who is more creative and has a greater technique than Lampard. So it looks like he will go nowhere.'

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I guess those idiots in Spain and Italy know a crap player when they see one...