October 22, 2008

Waiting for St. Totteringham Day...

(long time no post.)
Arsenal are not having a good start to the season, but if there's one thing that makes us feel better, its that the scum are having a shittier season than us. WAAAA-AAAY shittier. I guess St. Totteringham Day will come early this year...

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Question: WHAT'S the difference between Spurs and a toothpick?

Answer: Nothing, they both have two points.



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SPURS manager Juande Ramos gets pulled by cops for doing 90mph in a30mph zone. The policeman tells him: "That's three points Mr Ramos."He replies: "Thank you very much."



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Question: WHEN do Spurs kick off?


Answer: Every 20 minutes.



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I WAS playing Scrabble when I found I had enough letters to make Tottenham Hotspur. I was gutted when I found it was only worth two points.



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ON sale at Tottenham's club shop: Spurs tablecloths suitable for anyoccasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time, £4.99.



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Question: WHAT is the difference between Spurs and a fork?


Answer: A fork has more points.



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SNOW White arrives home to find her home destroyed by fire with allseven dwarves inside. As she scrambles through the wreckage lookingfor survivors, she hears the cry: "Spurs for the Cup." "Thank goodness," sobs Snow White. "At least Dopey's still alive!"




How many points did you get today, Juande?

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