(long time no post.)
Arsenal are not having a good start to the season, but if there's one thing that makes us feel better, its that the scum are having a shittier season than us. WAAAA-AAAY shittier. I guess St. Totteringham Day will come early this year...
Question: WHAT'S the difference between Spurs and a toothpick?
Answer: Nothing, they both have two points.
SPURS manager Juande Ramos gets pulled by cops for doing 90mph in a30mph zone. The policeman tells him: "That's three points Mr Ramos."He replies: "Thank you very much."
Question: WHEN do Spurs kick off?
Answer: Every 20 minutes.
I WAS playing Scrabble when I found I had enough letters to make Tottenham Hotspur. I was gutted when I found it was only worth two points.
ON sale at Tottenham's club shop: Spurs tablecloths suitable for anyoccasion but tend to slip down the table after a short time, £4.99.
Question: WHAT is the difference between Spurs and a fork?
Answer: A fork has more points.
SNOW White arrives home to find her home destroyed by fire with allseven dwarves inside. As she scrambles through the wreckage lookingfor survivors, she hears the cry: "Spurs for the Cup." "Thank goodness," sobs Snow White. "At least Dopey's still alive!"
How many points did you get today, Juande?