December 13, 2006

Chelski Has To Win Tonight

Chelski is playing The Toon tonight. I reckon nobody's going to give a rat's ass about this match as the result is a given. But, I just want to rant. Pffbbrrrtt!

That bitch, miss k, has been really cruel to us. Just take a look.

  1. Shay Given
  2. Steve Harper Hurt (Hernia)
  3. Tim Krul
  4. Scott Parker Hurt (Back)
  5. Craig Moore Hurt (Knee)
  6. Steven Carr Hurt (Knee)
  7. Damien Duff Hurt (Cartilage)
  8. Belozoglu Emre Hurt (Ankle)
  9. Peter Ramage
  10. Oba Martins
  11. James Milner
  12. Titus Bramble Hurt (Calf)
  13. Shola Ameobi Hurt (Hip)
  14. Celestine Babayaro Hurt (Groin)
  15. Nicky Butt Hurt (Virus)
  16. Nobby Solano Hurt (Groin)
  17. Charles N’Zogbia
  18. Steven Taylor
  19. Antoine Sibierski Hurt (Hamstring)
  20. Kieron Dyer Hurt (Thigh)
  21. Michael Owen Hurt (Heart - Misses Lily too much)
  22. Albert Luque

Well, looks like we're going to face the Moanrinho's team with our youth team, as Roeder predicted.

If Chelsea doesn't win tonight, Chelsea deserves to lose the Premiership.

One last thing: Frack you, miss k... Frack. You.

(I've got a lot of angst today, must be PMMS - Pre-Mismatch Match Syndrome)

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