The mother of all comebacks?

OK, by know you guys should know what happened yesterday. But according to some report, check out the beauty of the exchange below...

Ronaldo: You're a rubbish footballer.

Taylor: At least I'm not ugly.

Ronaldo: But you're a rubbish footballer.

Taylor: I know, but you're still ugly.

The mother of all comebacks? LOL. No wonder he plays for Newcattle.

Length or girth?

He's 5' 8". Midfielders keep passing high balls. The two defenders are both 6' plus. How on earth did he manage to jump higher than them to score his first goal this year?

This only proves that length doesn't matter. You hear that Peter Crouch?