Actually I mis-read the headline on one of our favourite "serious" football news websites. Intentionally. Or force of habit, perhaps.
I want to say he looks like the fler from the Harold & Kumar movies. But I haven't made up my mind yet. Here's a little desccription of The Ngok who's just signed for Liverpool:
The Anfield club described the forward as "one of the brightest young talents in French football" and "lightening quick", although Ngog, the cousin of the former Newcastle defender Jean-Alain Boumsong, managed just one goal in 18 matches for PSG last season...
Cousin of Boumsong.
One goal in 18 matches.