Arsenal Rocks Phuket

Look what Jinjang Jane and Joe discovered.....


Me : Is Arsenal very big in Thailand?
Thai SA : Yes...very....my brother blablablabalbalabla
Me : Ohh...Manchester United and Chelsea?
Thai SA : No no...Arsenal....Arsenal...

Kop Khun Kha, we love you Phuket. We love you Arsenal. We love you Thailand.

Eh? Liverpool Bongok?

Actually I mis-read the headline on one of our favourite "serious" football news websites. Intentionally. Or force of habit, perhaps.


I want to say he looks like the fler from the Harold & Kumar movies. But I haven't made up my mind yet. Here's a little desccription of The Ngok who's just signed for Liverpool:

The Anfield club described the forward as "one of the brightest young talents in French football" and "lightening quick", although Ngog, the cousin of the former Newcastle defender Jean-Alain Boumsong, managed just one goal in 18 matches for PSG last season...

Heheh.

Cousin of Boumsong.
One goal in 18 matches.

Heheh.

ESBN: Christy Ronaldo Remakes Britney Spears Hit!

SOMEWHERE IN INGERLUND: Adolf's favorite player Christina Ronaldoidoi took a stab at pop stardom today, as he announced today that he will be releasing a single soon - a remake of Britney Spears classic pop song entitled "I'm A Slave 4 MU'.

Recorded with a distinctive Spanish flavour to it, the single is likely to be well-received all over England, except one tiny spot on the map called Old Trafficlight. It is also likely to be a big hit in Spain, especially in Madrid.

Doi Doi was inspired to release the single after KFIFAC head honcho Special Platter singled him out as a slave to the American Major Premier League Soccer team. Abraham Lincoln could not be reached for comment at this time.

Rumours that a poor man's Michael Jackson named Nani will sing backup vocals on the single were also unfounded at press time.

malcolm glazer wouldn't be pleased

Picture stolen from Malaysiakini: