So, to please them, here are two comments:
1) Arsenal were playing volleyball the other day. No further elaboration required.
2) Liverpool are the Middlesborough of the Big Four. Like it or not, we have to agree that they are the 4th best club in England. Everton and Spurs fans can go piss themselves. And just like Middlesborough, they only perform well against the big teams. In Liverpool's case, in the Champions League, while pissing themselves in the league.
And because Vincent is bored and not really in the mood, I shall end with a half hearted attempt to gloat.