The Mystery of the Captain's armband

Apparently, John Terry lost his captain's armband. The armband was last spotted on the thighs of a certain EPL bicycle who used it as a garter.

Where was it found?

a. Under Wayne Bridge's bed

b. Under Drogba's bed

c. Under Gudjohnson's bed

d. Under Hilarious' bed

e. Under Ashley Cole's bed

f. Under Mutu's bed

g. Under Roman's girlfriend's bed

h. Under the bed of a working girl at the brothel Avram visited.