Wayne Rooney
Graham and John Rooney - Why you shouldn't shag your sister.
Perfectly matching couple
Continuing the Rooney tradition of producing ugly sons, Wayne and his wife, Colleen, today celebrates the birth of their son Kai Wayne Rooney.
Kai?
Apparently, Kai is chicken in Thai, which officially elevates Rooney to Bapak Ayam. (Courtesy of Tiggah and Jeeves from previous comment box)
Rumours that Colleen cried tears of joy that the baby is a boy, and not a girl who looks like Rooney has yet to be confirmed.
A jubilant Rooney expected his son to grow up to be a footballer too.
Kay Wayne Rooney, 20 years on.
On another note, now that Rooney already has an heir to carry the fugly tradition, he can go back to shagging menopausal women.
On yet another note, notice the press only stated Colleen's parents occupation? Does that mean Rooney's parents queue outside the dole office every Thursday while robbing post offices and gas meters in their spare time?
On yet yet another another note, have you noticed the Scouse-hating team not only has two Scousers up front, but two short Scousers at that too. At least one of them is not ugly. And that's why he played at Liverpool first.
On yet another note, notice the press only stated Colleen's parents occupation? Does that mean Rooney's parents queue outside the dole office every Thursday while robbing post offices and gas meters in their spare time?
On yet yet another another note, have you noticed the Scouse-hating team not only has two Scousers up front, but two short Scousers at that too. At least one of them is not ugly. And that's why he played at Liverpool first.
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