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Foiled by Forlan again.
Godammit.

Old News

Roo the Poo is bisexual. He either goes for his teammates or their grandmaws.

Gary Neville is Gay

Before
Gary: "You don't love me no more now you have Tom Cruise."
Wendy Weckham: "Ala..donch la merajuk..I hate it when you nag. Let's go play hide the sausage."

After
Wendy Weckham: "Feck..Gary gave me crabs!"

New News

Gary Neville is still gay.

But now he can only pull the grandpa type.

Despite his best efforts, Giggsy didn't get any though

When Gary himself is a grandpa, this is what Men.United fans can look forward to.

Unrelated but somehow quite relevant news:
Cristina allegedly kissed Kim Kardashian before the Barca match. Just like Tiger's Woody, he seems to prefer plastic-titted skanks too.

Irony?

"He's phenomenal, but Messi doesn't play on his own. The coach and his team-mates deserve credit as well. Whoever knows about football knows what I'm saying," Ronaldo added.

This from a man (and I use the term 'man' loosely here) who's not known for his team spirit.

Ronaldo remains loyal to his childhood club, Real Ronaldo.

Laugh lah, laugh some more.

You are all out of Europe.

Except Liverpool. Oh, and Fulham.

Hehehe.



Kids: It's a joke okay.