ESPAÑAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!!

HIDUP SOTONG!!!!!!

Hidup Sotong!

This post has no point whatsoever except to annoy Vincent. LOL



Though the last time Paul predicted a major final, he got it wrong. Should I be worried? ... NAH.

ESBN: Astro ada 3D, kita ada 1Malaysia 1World Cheer

KUALA LUMPUR: Hasbullah Awang fans all over Malaysia rejoiced today, for they will now have the chance to listen to the sweet sounds of their idol's commentary during the 2010 World Cup later this year.

Internet celebrity Yo Rais announced today that RTM (Rancangan Tergendala Malaysia) will have EXCLUSIVE rights to the World Cup! (only for 35 games though. You'll have to go to the mamak stall for the remaining 29 matches, or just turn on your Astro).

Yo Rais even announced a special slogan for the exclusive privilege - 1Malaysia, 1World Cheer.

"Astro ade 3D, kite ada 1Malaysia, 1World Cheer. Orang yang ancient macam saya pun tau bahawa nombor satu adalah lebih baik dari nombor tiga kan?" he was later rumoured to have told his drebar.

Rumours that Hasbullah Awang is planning to consult Shebby Singh on how to pronounce names like Sotirios Kyrgiakos (Ki-ri-gi-a-kos?) and Samir Handanovič (apasal name dia ade tanda BETUL punya?) were unfounded at press time.

World War 2010

Group A
South Africa - powered by Charlize Theron's smile
Mexico - powered by burritos
Uruguay - powered coz they won the first one
France - powered by Thierry Henry's hand

Group B
Argentina - powered by Tevez's continual bitching
Nigeria - powered by flying super eagles
South Korea - powered by Park-Ji Sung's third lung
Greece - powered by The Gods

Group C
England - powered by David Beckham's latest haircut
USA - powered by the same people who brought you Liverpool Soccer Club
Algeria - powered by the Tropic of Cancer
Slovenia - powered by a lot of Alps

Group D
Germany - powered by Oktoberfest
Australia - powered by useless people like Mark Viduka
Serbia - powered by superb people like Nemanja Vidic
Ghana - powered by Bintang Hitam

Group E
Netherlands - powered by horse placentas
Denmark - powered by Eyeris Learns To Rock
Japan - powered by VVTI, NEO-VVL, i-VTEC, MIVEC, Wankel-rotary......
Cameroon - powered by crazy-flexibile-bodies during throw-ins

Group F
Italy - powered by headbutts
Paraguay - powered by a person named Santa
New Zealand - overpowered by their rugby mates
Slovakia - powered by lots of roads

Group G
Brazil - powered by samba
North Korea - powered by Kim Yong-il nuclear toys
Ivory Coast - powered by Drogba's multi talented acting career
Portugal - powered by Cristiano "80 Mil Best Buy" Ronaldo

Group H
Spain - powered by breastfeeding Torres
Switzerland - powered by Swiss Bank Accounts
Honduras - powered by their political crisis
Chile - not powered by their horses's placentas