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Showing posts with label scousers lost hahaha. Show all posts
Showing posts with label scousers lost hahaha. Show all posts
November 26, 2009
March 23, 2008
February 17, 2008
In Rafa's Excuses We Trust
Here is the latest quote from Liverpoo's favourite Rafa Benitez;
"I do not think the pressure on me is any different. When you lose there is always pressure. Frankly I am stunned and bitterly frustrated. The team are very upset. But we made so many chances and their keeper was the man of the match. I lost count of the times the ball was kicked off their line. We were ahead at the break and should have got a killer second goal. It is difficult to explain how we do not score from so many opportunities. You cannot blame any one player, but now we have to look to the next game against Inter. We cannot change anything now about Barnsley, we have to concentrate on putting things right in the next match. You cannot allow yourself to become down, we have to concentrate and pull together as a team."
Let me summarize that shitty quote for you. Basically he says the same thing after each match he loses:
"These Liverpoo fans still love me. I can do no wrong. I don't care about the stupid Premier League and stupid FA Cup. I am only interested in the Champions League. As long as we finish 4th in the league, I consider it a job well done."
Yup, is very easy to predict what Rafa will say the next time he loses... LOL.
"I do not think the pressure on me is any different. When you lose there is always pressure. Frankly I am stunned and bitterly frustrated. The team are very upset. But we made so many chances and their keeper was the man of the match. I lost count of the times the ball was kicked off their line. We were ahead at the break and should have got a killer second goal. It is difficult to explain how we do not score from so many opportunities. You cannot blame any one player, but now we have to look to the next game against Inter. We cannot change anything now about Barnsley, we have to concentrate on putting things right in the next match. You cannot allow yourself to become down, we have to concentrate and pull together as a team."
Let me summarize that shitty quote for you. Basically he says the same thing after each match he loses:
"These Liverpoo fans still love me. I can do no wrong. I don't care about the stupid Premier League and stupid FA Cup. I am only interested in the Champions League. As long as we finish 4th in the league, I consider it a job well done."
Yup, is very easy to predict what Rafa will say the next time he loses... LOL.
Haha, MALUUuuuuu!!
Before the weekend, Liverpoo fans were busy writing poems. I was busy too, so here, let me make up for it...Liverpoo are Red
Chelski are Blue
Now it's a little too late
But if only you knew
Barnsley takes the cake
Sekarang you MALUUUUUU
Chelski are Blue
Now it's a little too late
But if only you knew
Barnsley takes the cake
Sekarang you MALUUUUUU
Manyoo not yet play Arsenal, but FUCK KARMA. Nothing can be worse than losing to a purple dinosaur club. All together now..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
December 16, 2007
18 years and counting...
It's Victory Dance time!!
Conversation of the day:
Scouse karma lesson of the day:
Think very funny to vote Van der Sar as Man of the Match issit? HAHA padan muka!
Also, my number 8 is better than your number 8. Anderson PWNed Gerrard..Huhuhuh...
But don't mind me. I need to get back to my victory dance...
Wooooooooohoooooooooooooooo
Oi, sudah lapan belas tahun la...
Conversation of the day:
Andrew Lecci: Half-time score is Liverpool NIL, Manchester United ONE. Shebby reckons the Liverpool defending was woeful...
Shebby: No, the Liverpool defending was RUBBISH! Absolutely rubbish.
Paul Masefield: *giggles like a girl*
Scouse karma lesson of the day:
Think very funny to vote Van der Sar as Man of the Match issit? HAHA padan muka!
Also, my number 8 is better than your number 8. Anderson PWNed Gerrard..Huhuhuh...
But don't mind me. I need to get back to my victory dance...
Wooooooooohoooooooooooooooo
Oi, sudah lapan belas tahun la...
Macauhai...
Bloody hell Tigerjoe,
Why couldn't you bloody stay out of the country??
PS: Steve McMahon is an annoying bald ass.
Why couldn't you bloody stay out of the country??
PS: Steve McMahon is an annoying bald ass.
December 09, 2007
Cibai #4693724443242
Cibai.
Bah.
Oh well, we were bound to lose sooner or later.
Better this week than next week, eh?
If anything, this proves that the 'wearing Liverpool Jersey on Matchday' Jinx is still very much in place.
Bah.
Oh well, we were bound to lose sooner or later.
Better this week than next week, eh?
If anything, this proves that the 'wearing Liverpool Jersey on Matchday' Jinx is still very much in place.
October 04, 2007
May 26, 2007
the liverpool stealers soccer team
Hello!
It's me again!
*friendly wave*
I am sorry to have dissapointed you. I know you were all looking forward to me posting a real gloating post last night. See, I wanted to compile all the comments that some of you have made over the last one month or so, and shove it up your Pool-chute.
But then, I got busy with other more pressing stuff (like my own blog) and doing that today would be just bitter because the excitement has died down (mine, not yours, I am sure you guys are still chuffed that you made it to the finals - pretty huge achievement to an otherwise hollow season).
Anyway, like a good football fan, I happened to be reading the news a lot yesterday and today, and in particular about the crowd trouble. No, I don't really give a shit who you think was to blame. But what struck me was a very true reoccuring fact.
Some Liverpool fans stole valid tickets from other Liverpool fans! They actually snatched the tickets out of their fellow Scousers! Fucking thieves, I tells ya! But then again, what did you expect from a city of people who STEAL HUBCAPS?!?
Oooh, and funny joke I read from Football365:
What does Olivia Newton John and Liverpool have in common?
They were both fucked in Grease.
It's me again!
*friendly wave*
I am sorry to have dissapointed you. I know you were all looking forward to me posting a real gloating post last night. See, I wanted to compile all the comments that some of you have made over the last one month or so, and shove it up your Poo
But then, I got busy with other more pressing stuff (like my own blog) and doing that today would be just bitter because the excitement has died down (mine, not yours, I am sure you guys are still chuffed that you made it to the finals - pretty huge achievement to an otherwise hollow season).
Anyway, like a good football fan, I happened to be reading the news a lot yesterday and today, and in particular about the crowd trouble. No, I don't really give a shit who you think was to blame. But what struck me was a very true reoccuring fact.
Some Liverpool fans stole valid tickets from other Liverpool fans! They actually snatched the tickets out of their fellow Scousers! Fucking thieves, I tells ya! But then again, what did you expect from a city of people who STEAL HUBCAPS?!?
Oooh, and funny joke I read from Football365:
What does Olivia Newton John and Liverpool have in common?
They were both fucked in Grease.
May 24, 2007
it's going to be a beeaaauuutiful day
WHEEEEEE!!!
Best example of karma I can think off:
Sunday, 20 May 2007, 12.26am - SMS FROM Eyeris: BUAHAHA!
Thursday, 24 May 2007, 4.28am - SMS TO Eyeris: Buahahahaha!
You know the awesome thing about chasing the Treble (or the Quadruple)?? If you lose one cup final, you don't end up flat on your face with NOTHING.
Never heard before meh?
Don't put all your eggs in one basket!
If it's any consolation you can go cheer because the MAD ANIMAL GATTUSO had a piss poor game. And you can take solace in that fact till tonight, when I do a proper gloating post.
Milan 2 - 1 Steven Gerrard FC
Best example of karma I can think off:
Sunday, 20 May 2007, 12.26am - SMS FROM Eyeris: BUAHAHA!
Thursday, 24 May 2007, 4.28am - SMS TO Eyeris: Buahahahaha!
You know the awesome thing about chasing the Treble (or the Quadruple)?? If you lose one cup final, you don't end up flat on your face with NOTHING.
Never heard before meh?
Don't put all your eggs in one basket!If it's any consolation you can go cheer because the MAD ANIMAL GATTUSO had a piss poor game. And you can take solace in that fact till tonight, when I do a proper gloating post.
March 03, 2007
Belief Comes First
People say that a trait of winning games which you don't deserve are the hallmark of champions.
Manchester United played a shite game. Liverpool played one of their best games.
But apparently, Manchester United's shite are better than Liverpool's best by a mile. Even when United are down by a very good man with just minutes to go. It was a looming defeat for my beloved Red Devils even when the Scousers didn't score yet. In fact, I remember being very pessimistic when I saw Silvestre come on much earlier. But that is another story altogether.
The story is how did the Red (and better) half of Manchester withstand enourmous ammounts of pressure minute after minute, half after half, shots after shots. The ratio of corners was 12 to 2. Shots on goal? A massive 15 to a single digit of 6. And what about those noisy scousers in the stadium eh?
The answer, my friends, is Belief.
Belief comes first.
Manchester United played a shite game. Liverpool played one of their best games.
But apparently, Manchester United's shite are better than Liverpool's best by a mile. Even when United are down by a very good man with just minutes to go. It was a looming defeat for my beloved Red Devils even when the Scousers didn't score yet. In fact, I remember being very pessimistic when I saw Silvestre come on much earlier. But that is another story altogether.
The story is how did the Red (and better) half of Manchester withstand enourmous ammounts of pressure minute after minute, half after half, shots after shots. The ratio of corners was 12 to 2. Shots on goal? A massive 15 to a single digit of 6. And what about those noisy scousers in the stadium eh?
The answer, my friends, is Belief.
Belief comes first.
The Red Devil smiles in great satisfaction.
Over to you Jose.
p.s. Good luck going up against Barca, Senor Benitez. Would you pull out Bellamy even sooner then? And how come he is the only Liversucker without that gay collar on his jersey? :)
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