Fuck this shit... Send in the lawyers!

CIBAI.

C'mon Roy, you can't SERIOUSLY think this was the 'best performance' so far? If you really do, then you are CLEARLY out of your depth.

70 minutes in, 2-0 down, and you STILL don't make any changes? WTF!

Lucas: Crap. Worse than George's Star Wars prequels
Maxi: Is that a maxi dress you're wearing? Because you play like a PUSSY.
Mereles: Stop shooting from 40 yards out you bloody fool.
Torres: Not strong enough to play lone striker (look at Yakubu)
Gerrard: ran a lot, couldn't do much
Carra: Definitely not an attacking wing-back.
Konchesky: Crap. At least Insua could run fast.
Reina, Skrtel & Kyrikos Kebab: Without them we'd have lost 5-0.
Joe Cole: He was playing?

Enough is enough. At this rate we might as well get rid of the ENTIRE first team and play the juniors instead. At least THEY would actually make an EFFORT.

Or as a friend put it: "Put on the Liverpool lawyers instead. At least THEY'VE got a lot more fight in them than THIS lot."

KTHXCIBAI #6373593

DEAR DUMBFUCK SAGGY-FACED DIPSHIT YANKS WHO DROVE RAFA OUT AND ARE EDGING US CLOSER TO BANKRUPTCY.
THANKS FOR HIRING ROY HODGSON TO GET US OUT OF THE RELEGATION ZONE AND WIN US THE EUROPA CUP. And for letting him buy Poulsen, who is actually worse than Lucas.

Kthxcibai.

CIBAI #01 for 2010

Dammit. Should have won that one.
Why didn't Reina wear his cap to block out the sun?
Cibai.
And there I was going on and on
About how "In Reina We Trust, In Almunia we HAHAHA"
I think I jinxed him. GAH.
Oh well, letting in an own goal is bad,
But surely conceding to NGOG is infinitely more embaressing?
And against TEN MEN samore.
As Sashi put it, we took off one guy,
And gave you a goal,
And you STILL couldn't win. LOL
Oh well, the team looks a lot more solid this season at least.
Bring on the Citeh!

CIBAI #infinity

CIBAI
MCH KNNCCB

Foiled by Forlan again.
Godammit.

CIBAI #543857

Cibai. Go and lose 1-0 only. Should have at least drawn. Macauhai. And there I was thinking our season was back on track.

Oh well, at least everyone else (read: Spurs & Villa) lost or drew as well. Except Man City of course. Now we REALLY need to beat those rich basterds.

CIBAI #whogivesafuckanymore

CIBAI.
LAMEST OWN GOAL EVER.
I HATE ARSHAVIN.
Aquilani has beady eyes.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TURN UP AT ANFIELD FOR ALONSO YOU JINXED THE TEAM!
Rafa, next time make like Arsene and SCREAM at your players can?
Why do I even bother watching football anymore?
MCH.

CIBAI #834694

WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID FAT WAITER. AFTER ALL THE HARD WORK LAST WEEK, WHAT THE FUCKING DIPSHIT HELL DID YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THIGNS LIKE THAT FOR? YOU KNOW WHY WE DID SO WELL LAST SEASON? BECAUSE YOU FUCKING DID NOT CHANGE THE TEAMS SO MUCH YOU IDIOT DUMBASS. 1-1 AND YOU TAKE OFF TORRES? CHASING THE GAME AND YOU TAKE OFF YOUR BEST PLAYER BENAYOUN INSTEAD OF THAT USELESS FAT TRIPLE H VORONIN? NINE MEN DOWN AND YOU STILL DON'T TAKE OFF VORONIN BUT KUYT WHO DID MORE IN TEN MINUTES THAN VORONIN DID THE ENTIRE MATCH? YOU STUPID FAT GIT, YOU ARE LOSING THE PLOT. WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE CHAMPION'S LEAGUE. GO ON LIKE THIS IN THE LEAGUE AND YOU WON'T EVEN GET INTO THE CHAMPION'S LEAGUE NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT FUCK. GODAMMIT MACAUHAI CIBAI IDIOT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

CIBAI #53254

CIBAI.
WHAT THE FUCK are they doing??!!????
I think they used up all their luck last season.
Yay now we can forget about winning anything.
Any win now will be a bonus.
So we can watch football without any expectations.
Or go watch golf instead.
Cibai.