Why Sven Went to Notts County

1. He couldn't get a job anywhere else.
2. They gave him an offer he could Nott refuse.
3. He thought chicks in Notts County would be Notty.
4. He wanted a 'big club' but unfortunately Newcastle were relegated.
   
5. He read the offer wrongly and thought he'd be the national manager of Notts Country
6. He bought PP Land there.
7. He was promised his own personal harem of nubile virgins.

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Eriksson confirmed as director of football at Notts County

Sven-Goran Eriksson has accepted the director of football role at League Two side Notts County