Mighty Mouse is Back

Kevin Keegan is back... Third time lucky? Hard to say...

But at least we would have his interesting quotes to look forward to.

- It's like a toaster, the ref's shirt pocket. Every time there's a tackle, up pops a yellow card.

- They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.

- The ref was vertically 15 yards away.

- I don't think there's anyone bigger or smaller than Maradona.

- England can end the millenium as it started - as the greatest football nation in the world. (Hahahahaha!)

- You can't do better than go away from home and get a draw... (Huh?)

- He can't speak Turkey, but you can tell he's delighted.

- There'll be no siestas in Madrid tonight.

- Using his strength. And that is his strength, his strength.

- I'm not disappointed - just disappointed.

- The tide is very much in our court now.

- That would have been a goal if it wasn't saved.

- Argentina won't be at Euro 2000 because they're from South America.

- Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late twenties or thirties.

- Despite his white boots, he has real pace...

- We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half.