Football Association of Morons

So the Men.United are not coming to KL.

BOO FUCKING HOO.


Deal with it. Sure, I understand that you wanna see your favorite team in person. I would be disappointed too, if Liverpool were supposed to come here and cancelled as well. Who wouldn't?

HOWEVER, The way all you idiots are going on and on about how it's like the end of the world that your CHAMPIONS of ENGLAND are not coming to MALAYSIA is pathetic. It's like you were born in bloody MANCHESTER or something.

Besides, it's not like you're gonna be sharing a pint with them in your local pub, playing chess with Ryan Giggs in your living room, having a kickabout with Paul Scholes, or going diving with Ronaldo, or introducing your granny to Wayne Rooney; if they came here.

No, you're only gonna be paying a bucketload of money to WATCH them from afar, thrashing your OWN national team without even raising a sweat. And knowing the morons that football fans in Malaysia are, you'll probably be cheering for MEN.UNITED instead of your own national team.

And you, FAM, are the biggest idiots of all. AFC complain then only you start fucking THINKING is it?


FA of Malaysia bow to pressure

The FA of Malaysia (FAM) have caved in to pressure from the Asian Football Confederation (AFC) and ruled Manchester United out of playing in the country in July, throwing their Asian tour into chaos.


No wonder lar the AFC guy was saying this here:

Countries bidding to host the 2011 Asian Cup must guarantee government support or face swift elimination, AFC president Mohamed Bin Hammam said.

......

“They need to guarantee government support of the event as well as ensure proper infrastructure and security. The country’s national association must also show an eagerness to organise the tournament efficiently.”

His call came just two months before the start of the 2007 Finals, which are co-hosted by Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand and Vietnam and have been beset by problems over the past three years.

At various stages, the status of Malaysia and Thailand as hosts have been called into question because of a perceived lack of interest from their respective governments.

Where the fuck are your PRIORITIES? You're more concerned with hosting a fucking EPL team than with promoting a tournament that YOU are co-hosting, and one that would have directly more impact to the MALAYSIAN NATIONAL TEAM?

Then there is this one particular MORON:

“As a Malaysian I’m surprised. It is out of tune for people to dictate to us how we celebrate our 50 years of independence,” he said, referring to the United game, which is also part of the “Visit Malaysia 2007” campaign.


FUCK YOU. You call yourself a MALAYSIAN ar???

Frankly, to paraphrase you, as a Malaysian, I'm APPALLED. It is out of tune for YOU to dictate and assume that all Malaysians would want to celebrate our 50 years of independence by paying good money to watch a team of overpaid, spoiled footballers embarassing the shit out of OUR national team.

FUCKING ASOCIATION of MORONS.

Ok, Liverpool, No need to give chance oledi ok?

As much as I hate to admit it, yes, Men.United are worthy champions this season. They've played well, held their own fair share of luck (and non-given penalties), and have kept it up throughout the entire season.

It's Chelski's own fault for losing the title. Men.United gave them TWO lifelines the past month (especially after losing to Pottymouth) to catch up, and they blew it.

So, what have we learnt from all this?

1. STUPID England fans should shut up and stop booing Men.United players after they've been villified in the World Cup
2. 30 million pound strikers won't get you league titles if your defence has players like Bolalose.
3. Don't try to win quadraples. It's too tiring. Try for Trebles instead and at the very least you might get a double.
4. Don't count on a team with TWO former Men.United players to beat them, even if said team is already two goals up

Ok Liverpool, now that we've given them the decade or so to make up for lost time from mucking around the 2nd division in the 60's (or was it the 70s?), and sportingly allowing them to catch up on their league titles tally, lets make sure next season that they continue playing catch-up for at least a few more years, shall we?

No more giving chance oledi ok?

End Credits

kampioenen

전사

Meister

πρωτοπόροι

campioni

チャンピオン

campeones

чемпионы

campeões

It does not matter how many languages can describe Manchester United right now. The most important thing is;

Manchester United
are the
2006/07 Barclays Premier League
Champions!

As we reflect on the season, all of us Red Devils would like to applaud the team for a job well done. We would also like to thank Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and the rest of the Premier League teams for making our season a great one.

I salute you all.


Next up: The FA Cup Final. Best of Luck!

Cheer Up

Even though Manyoo won a messy game which all but clinched the title, I have decided to wave the peace flag.......at least for the next few hours till the Chelsea game.

In the news today:

Premier League set to sue YouTube

Funny buggers, YouTube.

I mean, these days it is probably the second best site in the world (this is the best, of course). It is entertaining, and even on its off days, it can entertain you to a certain extent. That is for the neutrals of course. And the two bloody nerds who thought up such a no-brainer in their house garage or some place.

But that's where the fun stops. Besides its creators, shareholders and the neutrals who find it fun, slowly but surely it starts to piss people off. Say, for example...it is fun until someone posts a home made porno of you taking it up the ass. Or if you are a big cheese in the music industry. Or the TV industry. Heck, even the Thai government has banned it.

See, it entertains you, until you turn into the victim of that entertainment. Then you start to boo and hiss at it, even though it has been nothing but awesome. And, ALL THAT HYPE! Us being a football blog talking about YouTube is hype enough, and for some reason people don't like hype even though it is justified most of the time.

But never mind if you didn't get my message.

I'll say it in footballing terms which you might actually understand. I actually meant to say was..

If you look at YouTube, the football equivalent would be Cristiano Ronaldo.

Obviously, this post was gonna come sooner or later.

The number of shit spawned in this blog over the past two days were amazing. I mean, it was like anyone who supported an awesome team like Man Utd is a gloater, glory hunter and whiny sore loser.

I'll give you that. And I am happy to admit it. As pointed out time and time again, EVERYONE gloats and EVERYONE hunts for glory. Anyone who watches their team lose would be sore about it for whatever reason, so there. I mean, it is also the same for the ABUs, when they disband and go and support their individual teams they were supposed to support in the first place.

And this is where I point out the hypocrisy. Some scouse scum claim they are much better than Man Utd fans cause they are still in the Champions League (note: their team may yet not win at all and suffer complete humiliation at the feet of Gattuso). Some idiots then go on and call Man Utd a 'Jaguh Kampung' team, completely ignoring the fact the Scouse Scum constantly commit B&E through the Champions League back door (i.e. 3rd or 4th place, their only target in the league for years to come). Some dimwits then go one to say that European glory is much more important than the bread and butter of the domestic league.

As we all know, Scousers mudah lupa.
And we know that is in their blood. And we know they can count titles and claim their loyalty to their small club. But they do tend to live in their history. Along with always trying to lie to themselves on being on the moral high ground. Thus, it is our duty as Man Utd fans to shoot them from the moral high ground.

As you can agree with me, finding a morally correct scouser is akin to spotting Barney surfing the waves.

Lest we not forget, Man Utd compete in 3 different competitions. Not just one. And being knocked out of a semi-final is more respectable than losing to a reserve and kiddies team in TWO domestic league competitions. You would have thought that some 'big' team having 5 European Cups would have been able to prioritize eh? Too bad, their manager is a nutjob who loves rotating policies. No wonder they were fresh all season, since their league campaign ended LAST October.

Also, as a bonus, who else but Man Utd can win grueling matches like this one?

Man Shitty 0 - Man Utd 1

Heh.


That's just right indeed.

p.s. I'm looking forward to tomorrow's match. Go Arsenal!

Take A Break, Have Some Kit Kat

Wah, i tell you, last week only Eyeris komplen nobody want to post here, now... fuyo. Bukan main...




Amidst all the "fark-you-sore-loser-boring-football-cheat-no-i-said
shite-moaner-choker-beanpole-diver-sial-Heysel-Munich-nonachiever-what-the-fark" going on, take a break for some Kit Kat...

(pikcher curi from some Japan-visiting blogger's website... ahem)

Okay, now go back to fighting. No scratching and eye-poking, okay...? :)

Lucky my Banana Republic

Liverpool and Men.United have been rivals since before stupid Adam ate the apple. Suffice to say, someone would probably find the cure for HIV first before we can stop feuding. Or a way for a woman to reach an orgasm in under 3 minutes with a man in the same room.

They think we hate them because they are successful. Actually, we hate them because they wouldn’t stop gloating. We didn’t hate Arsenal when they went through their unbeaten run. They had talent and we respect that.

If I were to write a profile on Men.United fans, I’d say, mostly, apart from the fact they gloat all the time, they taunt any teams who lost, whether the match had anything to do with them or not.

And when they lose, fuggedaboutit. They sulk, they spout bitterness. Sore losers in the likes of Jose Moanrinho. Because basically, they think they are the dog’s bollocks and they should win every bloody match they ever played. The sheer arrogance is offputting, to say the least. Poncy conceited farts the whole lot.

I’m old enough to have lived through Liverpool’s glory years. We were not that arrogant. Sure we were happy, ecstatic even. But we were never the arseholes who go around bragging all the time.

Then Fergit came along and started the Hate War going ‘Focking Liverpool’ every bloody opportunity he got. He took your team to what it is today. I hated him of course.

Many moons later, enter Moanrinho. He made Fergit look like a dear old man. And I began to appreciate Fergit’s biting statements. Let’s face it. The old man can be funny. While Moanrinho just make illogical statements that makes you laugh at him.

Having said all these, in the past few years, I have met some nice ManYoo fans. In life and online. Will wonders never cease.

Sure, we rib each other all the time. But it’s more good natured kind. I mean, we get the ribbing most of the time. Cause Liverpool is not the ‘big’ club that Manyoo is. Cool.

18 First Division Titles. 7 FA Cups .7 League Cups .5 UEFA Champions League Cups. 3 UEFA Cups.

No big deal. Sure we haven’t won the Jaguh Kampung title in 17 years. But we won our 5th CL just two years ago. Win some, lose some.

We are happy enough with our small club. We have lost a lot of battles. We can take the ribbing good naturedly. Like a man. Bloody hell, if we behave like some manure fans everytime we lost a match, we’ll end up in a loony bin.

Take their latest defeat. I wasn’t going to say anything but some of them, have made me think they have been taking lessons from Moanrinho. Sore losers or wot?

Pray tell. Are you lot so vicious out of embarassment?

Even foul-mouthed Fergit was gracious about the loss. And I would think he would be the most gutted. Since he hasn’t got that many years left to get Manure another treble.

But the fans? Fock me sideways.

You lost and you take the piss out of Liverpool? If that’s not bitterness, I don’t know what is.

I wouldn’t call our win over Chelshite lucky. They were the bigger team with the bigger dosh. They should have pwned us in 90. They didn’t. And they suck at penalties. How does that make us lucky?

As for West Ham. C’mon, they had a 2 goals lead (even one of them Carra donate to them) and they can’t protect it. They deserve to lose.

Likewise AC Milan. They couldn’t jaga their 3 goal lead. And we were lucky? Do you think coming back from 3 down is a walk in the park?

You got sodomised in San Siro. Take it like a man.

I tell you. You lot can’t survive being a Liverpool supporter.

You need to be made of sterner stuff. Resilience and sense of humour for starters.

Blimey. Even Arsenal who actually played in a CL final and lost to some dodgy refereeing is not this bitter.

Now, that’s class. Not to mention truly attractive football.

Saya yang menurut perintah Eyeris :p (now, can I post about owen next, pretty please? :p)

Nuff' Said, Again

Carlsberg

Probably the best beer in the world

Liverpool

Probably the most boring team in the world

Nuff' Said.

you were saying?

Alright, so Manyoo lost. Find me a Manyoo fan who can complain about the result and I'll find you a Scouser who admits they are not a big club. But if you were to read today's papers and blogs, you would think that someone died last night.

Doomsday is approaching as we know it. Boohoo, Manyoo aren’t as awesome when we come up against class opponents. Excuse me, mate, are you referring to the same Manyoo who has a good chance of winning the league title this weekend?

Boohoo, Ronaldo isn’t the best footballer in the world after all. But guess what? He is still pretty darn awesome – the best in the premier league by a good mile. Would you want to swap him for Jermaine Pennant? I bet both my testicles that you would. And yes, Kaka is awesome. I get that point already. Yes, Kaka is better than Ronaldo. Point taken. But he was no where near being the best player on the pitch. No, that accolade should go to Gattuso. Kaka was up against a makeshift Manyoo defence (people still fail to forget that). Vidic just came back from injury and he was the only first choice defender in the team. Any decent player would have been able to rip apart that defence. Heck, it has even been done in recent weeks in the league.

No, Manyoo’s loss was not due to the fact that they conceded goals, they were always going to concede. Manyoo lost because they couldn’t score, and that was large due to that half man-half deranged animal that was Rino Gattuso. Manyoo needed a player like that yesterday – not just someone who could shackle the attackers, but more importantly, someone who could inspire his team mates just by looking at them with the eyes of a psychotic demon possessed. He wanted to win, and he wanted to win more than the entire Manyoo squad combined.

It is easy to put down Chelsea and Manyoo after their defeats, but lest you forget, those were the only two teams whose league title challenge wasn’t over by the first week of October. You may mock Mourinho as being a moaner, but he is right – ‘big’ clubs don’t challenge for one cup a season. ‘Big’ clubs understand the importance of the league – the bread and butter of every football club. Chelsea and Manyoo have both had horrible league games in the last few weeks. Chelsea have dropped points in their last two league outings, and Manyoo nearly the same if not for Everton’s gift on a plate. Challenging stuff, won’t you agree? Liverpool rested 6 players over the weekend and lost. Could Manyoo have even contemplated on doing that? Chasing immortality has caused both Chelsea and Manyoo to fall flat on their faces, and nobody except their fans give credit to them for even trying. But no, despite not mounting a proper league challenge in over a decade, Liverpool fans will keep insisting they are a big team because they have had success in Europe recently. But surely you would be hard pressed to find anybody who would bestow the same accolade upon Porto and Greece, both of whom have triumphed on the big stage in recent years. Big team? Please, you’re having a laugh!

People keep talking about history not remembering losers. True, in a way. The Greeks would have defeated the Trojans with or without Achilles, but his participation, even though irrelevant and inconsequential towards the final result, ensured that we still talk about that war today. The record books note the winner’s names but it is the football on the pitch that will remain on the lips of the fans for years and years to come.

For example, nobody cares about the 1990 World Cup (except the Germans of course), but every decent football fan would know about, and talk about Cryuff’s Dutch team and their total football, even though they never did win the World Cup. Similarly, in recent years, nobody ever talks about Liverpool’s masterful tactical win of Juventus en-route to the final in 2005. It was a great tactical game, but it wasn’t amazing. But people still talk about Juventus vs Manyoo in 1999. And possibly, in many many years time, people would still be talking about Manyoo 7- 1 Roma, or heck, even the fact that Milan blew Manyoo apart yesterday.

Liverpool may just go on and win the Champions League, and they will engrave their name on the trophy, but based on this season’s performance, they will fail to get on the lips of the football fans. It is the same way people will still chatter excitedly about Madrid’s galaticos, but nobody (except Mourinho) cares that Porto won the Champions League a few seasons ago. And the list goes on and on…

That, is football.

WERE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?????

AAAAAH.

I feel so refreshed.

There's nothing like a good night's sleep after a late night watching football. And nothing like staying up late to see your team win and enter a European Cup final.

Of course, I'm not talking about last night's match. Duh.

Classy Milan cruise into final

AC Milan crushed Manchester United 3-0 in their Champions League semi-final second leg at the San Siro to set up a repeat of the 2005 final against Liverpool. Trailing from the first leg Kaka, who scored both Milan's goals in the 3-2 loss at Old Trafford, opened the scoring and Alberto Gilardino and Clarence Seedorf capitalized on some laughable defending to secure a chance to revenge their defeat in Istanbul.



So, those of you who watched the match....

DID YOU wake up this morning (the second time) feeling ENTERTAINED after watching your defense fall apart?

DID YOU wake up this morning (the second time) feeling ENTERTAINED by your side shipping three goals?

DID YOU wake up this morning (the second time) feeling ENTERTAINED by watching your team get trashed by only the THIRD best team in Italy?

So I ask you again...

WERE YOU NOT... ENTERTAINED?????

I know I was, and I didn't even watch the match. I mean... take a look at this picture of Van Der Sar. How can you not be entertained by that?



Anyway, I admit it. I made a mistake. I was expecting Milan to win 1-0.

But aw heck, I'll take 3-0 anytime as well.

And yes, Milan, vengence indeed. We don't have Djimi Traore in the team anymore. So bring it on.

O-M-F-G!!

Kill me now.

Fucking KILL ME NOW!

You would think that the SECOND and THIRD best team in the 'Best League in the World (konon)' would actually be able to playing good football...right?

FUCKING WRONG!!

And here I was thinking....aah, its a holiday tomorrow...canlah, can watch the game hopefully it would be good...

TIU-NIA-SENG!!

There are fucking easier ways to kill people, okay?

This old man was put to sleep last night after watching two teams 'play' football

This is ideally how people should look in the morning at 8 am after waking up at 2.30am and going back to bed at 5.30am. Instead, thanks to the two "WE ARE TECHNICALLY AND TACTICALLY SUPERIOR (konon)" teams who managed to put me back to sleep on my sofa, I am like an Energiser bunny in the morning.

A torture which is much more pleasurable

Shut up, Jose. You TRIED to win, yes.

Shut up, Rafa. You are a BIG team, yes.

Shut the fuck up, all of you. Because that makes it even worse!!

Bolton vs Blackburn may be a drab, but at least they don't claim to be big teams, they don't claim they try to play sexy football. They just do the business and get on with it.

You fuckers, on the other hand claim you are a "BIG TEAM (konon)", but don't act like one. You boring tossers have an obligation to at least TRY to fucking entertain people. It's the semis of the "BIGGEST AND MOST PRESTIGIOUS CLUB COMPETITION IN THE WORLD, EVER! (konon)"

No wonder fat yanks say 'soccer' is boring

Moan on, Mou-Mou

Liverpool 1 - 0 Chelsea (Pens: 4 - 1)

'But in five, 10, 20 years, nobody will remember that Chelsea were the better team in the first-leg of the semi-final and I feel deserved to win the second.

'Nobody will remember that Chelsea were the best team in extra-time. That is the history of football.' - Moan on, Mou-Mou:

Yeah, I'm already beginning to forget who we beat last night already...

Now Bring on Milan (who'll win 1-0 tonight)

The Psycho is Back

Be afraid.
Be very, very afraid.

Next Season, this scary SOB will be back in the Premiership:

Sunderland and Birmingham Promoted

Sunderland and Birmingham City both secured instant returns to the Premiership yesterday due to Derby County's defeat at Crystal Palace and Sunderland, in the words of their manager Roy Keane, are now intent on making "a mark" in the top division of English football.

I wonder if there's any chance of him leaving a mark like this:



on Ferguson or Mourinho while on the touchline.

inevitable post of the week

And fittingly, the Inevitable Post of the Week should have the Inevitable Headline of the Week...

ONCE A RED, ALWAYS A RED

However, the title of 'Ex-player of the Week' is slightly more open a contest. Phil Neville scored a cracker of a goal for Manyoo, but Rooney scoring after being boo-ed for the whole game was pretty funny. But Rooney wins the title because he kisses the Manyoo badge on his shirt in front of the other Blue Blood Scousers.


And if you guys consider the pendulum like nature of both games, you would imagine there were loads of gloating sms-es traded between the fans. A particular sms chat of note would be...

(Everton 1-0 Manyoo, Chelsea 2-1 Bolton)
TigerJoe : keeping my fingers & toes crossed. mayb everton wil gt a 2nd, eh?
Vincent : nvm. we ll still beat you at the bridge.
TigerJoe : i hv a btl of jameson ready 4 dat match. LOL
Vincent : or funnier, chelsea lead by 3 pts goin into the last game. They lose and manyoo win the league on goal difference.
TigerJoe : shudn't underestimat west ham, ms karma might hear u. LOL.

(Everton 2-0 Manyoo, Chelsea 2-2 Bolton)
Vincent : Jom pakat both of us lose the game la. Hahaha!
TigerJoe : dowan. bouhlarouz shud sub w geremi so dat essien cn go 2 RB.


(Full time)
Vincent : Whoops sorry we broke our pakat promise. Come on arsenal!

(Some considerable time later....)
TigerJoe : goddammit!!

Even as worthy as that was for SMS of the week, it can't get better than Eyeris' complaints of:

GREAT. We'll never hear the end of it from u mancs now.

And since I am running out of things to gloat about, I shall close it up with the HantuBola a$hole of the week...

Oh? That would be ME wouldn't it?