Ah, it's been a long time waiting for headlines like these:
Man Utd suffer Park injury blow
Hamstring Heartbreak For Giggs
It's about time too.
Now now I wonder how long it'll take for Solskjaer, Scholes, Saha and Brown to go on their regular six month-long (or in Solskjaer's case, two-year-long) medical treatment. And for Ferdinand to forget to pee again. Whee!
On the same vein, Charlton fans must be quite gutted to see this as well:
Charlton's Traore fractures leg
How are they going to start beating minnows like Chelski and Manyoo now?
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BTW, remember, today Futsal CANCEL.
And from now onwards, I won't be announcing futsal games on the blog anymore. Anyone who wants to play futsal on Thursdays, EMAIL US YOUR PHONE NUMBER so we can SMS you instead of relying on the blog.Kthxbai
September 14, 2006
September 13, 2006
You're Joking, Right?
Har har har har har! *rolls on floor clutching stomach*
"What so funny?" you ask.
Mr Olivier 'Shorty Mop Haired Looks Like a Terrier' Bernard said this: The current Newcastle team is better than the one that participated in the Champions League four seasons ago under Sir Bobby. See here for proof.
Fucking kidding me.
Is he serious? Head screwed on straight? Hmm. Or is he just trying to be funny?
Based on last week's performance, letting in 2 goals in the last 10 minutes. Bloody unacceptable. Trying to emulate Chelski issit?
Mahai.
I'm still pissed today... :(
"What so funny?" you ask.
Mr Olivier 'Shorty Mop Haired Looks Like a Terrier' Bernard said this: The current Newcastle team is better than the one that participated in the Champions League four seasons ago under Sir Bobby. See here for proof.
Fucking kidding me.
Is he serious? Head screwed on straight? Hmm. Or is he just trying to be funny?
Based on last week's performance, letting in 2 goals in the last 10 minutes. Bloody unacceptable. Trying to emulate Chelski issit?
Mahai.
I'm still pissed today... :(
Pizza-Gate Mystery Solved?
Forget the Booker prize winners or Oprah's Book Club... Assley Hole's "My Defence" is by far the read of the year.
Sure the past two excerpts were pretty much hot air, with A.Hole blaming everyone including his new employers, but himself.
But today's serialisation is by far, the best piece ever written in football literature history. This time, our former leftback shed some light on the pizza incident.
You can read it yourself (if you have nothing better to do) but this line takes the cake though.
'This slice of pizza came flying over my head and hit Fergie straight in the mush. The slap echoed down the tunnel and everything stopped - the fighting, the yelling, everything. All eyes turned and all mouths gawped to see this pizza slip off that famous puce face and roll down his nice black suit.'
Ahahahahahahahahahaa! Try to visualise it as you read it... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Here, he hints that it was Fabregas who threw the but with the amount of bullshit he spews out these days, you'd have to take this with a pinch of salt.
But if it was indeed Cesc who threw it, I would be disappointed........... Disappointed because he didn't coat it with Chilli Flakes first!!
Sure the past two excerpts were pretty much hot air, with A.Hole blaming everyone including his new employers, but himself.
But today's serialisation is by far, the best piece ever written in football literature history. This time, our former leftback shed some light on the pizza incident.
You can read it yourself (if you have nothing better to do) but this line takes the cake though.
'This slice of pizza came flying over my head and hit Fergie straight in the mush. The slap echoed down the tunnel and everything stopped - the fighting, the yelling, everything. All eyes turned and all mouths gawped to see this pizza slip off that famous puce face and roll down his nice black suit.'
Ahahahahahahahahahaa! Try to visualise it as you read it... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Here, he hints that it was Fabregas who threw the but with the amount of bullshit he spews out these days, you'd have to take this with a pinch of salt.
But if it was indeed Cesc who threw it, I would be disappointed........... Disappointed because he didn't coat it with Chilli Flakes first!!
September 12, 2006
another gathering
Chelski vs LiverPoo
Date: Sunday, 17th September 2006
Time: 7:30pm onwards
Venue: SOULed Out, Sri Hartamas
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And now, an add-on tumpang announcement by Eyeris:
LUSA.
Hali Khamis.
Hantubola main futsal
Pukul 8-9pm
Footy Futsal dekat itu Taman Megah.
Jameson tarak, but got KY to kick.
Sapa boleh datang cepat cepat komen!
Date: Sunday, 17th September 2006
Time: 7:30pm onwards
Venue: SOULed Out, Sri Hartamas
Mr. Jameson, possibly the only one with a perfect attendance record at HB gatherings, will be present. You can count on him to never FFK anyone.
We might stay on for the ManYoo vs NonIssue match, depending on Mr. Jameson.
If anyone's looking for the HB table, it's the one set for ten near the big screen. With the usual accompaniments.
To quote Christina Aguilera:
Come on over, come on over, bay-beh!
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And now, an add-on tumpang announcement by Eyeris:
LUSA.
Hali Khamis.
Hantubola main futsal
Pukul 8-9pm
Footy Futsal dekat itu Taman Megah.
Jameson tarak, but got KY to kick.
Sapa boleh datang cepat cepat komen!
September 11, 2006
September 10, 2006
Whoops!
The best word to describe some of the clubs' results this latest EPL weekend.
One club is still winless this season. Whoops!
(Somebody who is long-winded said he is not unconcerned about their worst start in the Premiership)
One club got humiliated in a local derby. Whoops!
(Somegay conceded that they made mistakes, too many mistakes, but they paid for them anyway)
One club imploded; they snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Whoops!
(Somebody who is generous said they gifted the opposition the game. Christmas must have come early).
However, one club had a different word to describe their performances so far. A club with the only 100% record to date. Many other people decided the gaffer and legendary winger were the best manager and player in August. WOW!
Let's see if we can repeat the feat in September.
One club is still winless this season. Whoops!
(Somebody who is long-winded said he is not unconcerned about their worst start in the Premiership)
One club got humiliated in a local derby. Whoops!
(Somegay conceded that they made mistakes, too many mistakes, but they paid for them anyway)
One club imploded; they snatched defeat from the jaws of victory. Whoops!
(Somebody who is generous said they gifted the opposition the game. Christmas must have come early).
However, one club had a different word to describe their performances so far. A club with the only 100% record to date. Many other people decided the gaffer and legendary winger were the best manager and player in August. WOW!
Let's see if we can repeat the feat in September.
Bring Traore Back!
Rafa, Rafa, Rafa….tsk…tsk… tsk…It’s all your fault!
You hafta bring Traore back.
Really.
I’m not kidding.
Everyone and their dog know Traore was the biggest gobshite ever to wear the red jersey.
Hence, Traore was a threat. A huge threat!
In fact, you could say Traore used to be our Fear Factor.
See, this is how it used to work.
When Rafa put Traore on the bench, players get scared.
Extremely scared.
Just the sight of Traore lurking on the bench, ready to take over your place, would make even a lazy player plays harder.
Now, if they are still slacking, all Rafa had to do was make Traore go and warm up
This would put the fear of god on any players and push them to the edge, make them give the best performance of their life.
Cause no one, but no one, wanted to be substituted for Traore.
Cause you know if you were to be substituted for Traore, you are an even bigger gobshite! Your humiliation would be complete.
Take the Liv vs Everton match.
Without the sight of Traore on the bench, our boys are becoming too blasé. The Fear Factor is gone.
Bring Traore back!
While we are at it. Get Dudek in again.
Reina is a pepet who should go join Barthez at whatever circus he is now.
Bah!
You hafta bring Traore back.
Really.
I’m not kidding.
Everyone and their dog know Traore was the biggest gobshite ever to wear the red jersey.
Hence, Traore was a threat. A huge threat!
In fact, you could say Traore used to be our Fear Factor.
See, this is how it used to work.
When Rafa put Traore on the bench, players get scared.
Extremely scared.
Just the sight of Traore lurking on the bench, ready to take over your place, would make even a lazy player plays harder.
Now, if they are still slacking, all Rafa had to do was make Traore go and warm up
This would put the fear of god on any players and push them to the edge, make them give the best performance of their life.
Cause no one, but no one, wanted to be substituted for Traore.
Cause you know if you were to be substituted for Traore, you are an even bigger gobshite! Your humiliation would be complete.
Take the Liv vs Everton match.
Without the sight of Traore on the bench, our boys are becoming too blasé. The Fear Factor is gone.
Bring Traore back!
While we are at it. Get Dudek in again.
Reina is a pepet who should go join Barthez at whatever circus he is now.
Bah!
September 08, 2006
The New West Ham United
Goalkeeper:
Roy "Save it only if it's already a goal' Carroll
Defence:
Amnot "Rio" Ferdinand
Hayden Mullet
Danny Gaban
Midfield:
Lee Boxer
Yogi Bearnayoun
Javier Mashimaro
National Rice-Cooker
Strikers:
Bobby Zam-Zam Alakazam
Carlton Cocks
Colour TV
Roy "Save it only if it's already a goal' Carroll
Defence:
Amnot "Rio" Ferdinand
Hayden Mullet
Danny Gaban
Midfield:
Lee Boxer
Yogi Bearnayoun
Javier Mashimaro
National Rice-Cooker
Strikers:
Bobby Zam-Zam Alakazam
Carlton Cocks
Colour TV
September 07, 2006
Sila Ambil Perhatian.
Tuan-Tuan dan Puan-P...*COUGH*
....
TUAN-TUAN sekalian.
You know hor. Lain kali, orang lain put in the time to organise futsal bagi lu orang, kalau tak nak datang, say tak nak datang. Dun say NAK datang .. then FFK.
People must bayar wan k? Lu tak datang, siapa mau tolong bayar?
Wasted my time, leave office awal-awal ... and then .... KANTOI.
I thought MAYBE I was going to get the girls like S-Kay, Suanie, FA dan lain-lain lagi to come cheer in bikini cheerleading outfits.
But since takde orang .. sigh .. I guess tak payah le.
-_-
....
TUAN-TUAN sekalian.
You know hor. Lain kali, orang lain put in the time to organise futsal bagi lu orang, kalau tak nak datang, say tak nak datang. Dun say NAK datang .. then FFK.
People must bayar wan k? Lu tak datang, siapa mau tolong bayar?
Wasted my time, leave office awal-awal ... and then .... KANTOI.
I thought MAYBE I was going to get the girls like S-Kay, Suanie, FA dan lain-lain lagi to come cheer in bikini cheerleading outfits.
But since takde orang .. sigh .. I guess tak payah le.
-_-
are football writers stupid?!
In every football website today...
What the fuck is wrong with you idiots? How the hell can you compare a European Championship QUALIFIER to a World Cup FINAL?
France can beat Italy another 10 more times in future games, but that is NO measure of REVENGE. Ask any French and they will tell you that would rather have lost this game 10-0 in place of winning the world cup finals instead. Goddamit, they can only claim to have taken real revenge if they beat Italy in another World Cup final!
Or..
If Marco Matterazzi decides to sign for Paris St German.
What the fuck is wrong with you idiots? How the hell can you compare a European Championship QUALIFIER to a World Cup FINAL?
France can beat Italy another 10 more times in future games, but that is NO measure of REVENGE. Ask any French and they will tell you that would rather have lost this game 10-0 in place of winning the world cup finals instead. Goddamit, they can only claim to have taken real revenge if they beat Italy in another World Cup final!
Or..
If Marco Matterazzi decides to sign for Paris St German.
September 06, 2006
D'oh!
Din. Today.
Home. 8.00am. Looks at wall calender.
Office. 12.00pm. Looks at tabletop calender.
Home. 5.00pm. Looks at phone calender.
.......
.......
.......
BLOODY HELL!
THERE ISN'T MUCH TO SAY!
I NEED MY DOSE OF EPL!
BUT SATURDAY IS TOO FAR AWAY!
Dammit.
Home. 8.00am. Looks at wall calender.
Office. 12.00pm. Looks at tabletop calender.
Home. 5.00pm. Looks at phone calender.
.......
.......
.......
BLOODY HELL!
THERE ISN'T MUCH TO SAY!
I NEED MY DOSE OF EPL!
BUT SATURDAY IS TOO FAR AWAY!
Dammit.
September 05, 2006
cool mailbox
This from the mailbox of my favourite football website, Football365.com:
That ESPN show was none other than Football Focus, and the pundit was...well.....
I'll give you 3 guesses but you'll only need one.
*in his defence, he did refer to Istanbul where Gerrard played right-back and had a pretty solid game after drawing level. he also said he didn't think Gerrard was a world class central midfielder - not player as the mail claimed. Still, I love He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named for his contribution towards Malaysian football*
That ESPN show was none other than Football Focus, and the pundit was...well.....
I'll give you 3 guesses but you'll only need one.
*in his defence, he did refer to Istanbul where Gerrard played right-back and had a pretty solid game after drawing level. he also said he didn't think Gerrard was a world class central midfielder - not player as the mail claimed. Still, I love He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named for his contribution towards Malaysian football*
September 04, 2006
Name and Shame
Michael Ballack
Henrique Hilario
Gabriel Heinze
Ryan Giggs
Richard Duffy
Joseph Yobo
Teddy Sheringham
Dirk Kuyt
Peter Crouch
Ivan Campo
Pepe Reina
Nicky Butt
Damien Duff
Darrent Bent
Emmanuel Adebayor
Dele Aderbola
KAKAKA
Henrique Hilario
Gabriel Heinze
Ryan Giggs
Richard Duffy
Joseph Yobo
Teddy Sheringham
Dirk Kuyt
Peter Crouch
Ivan Campo
Pepe Reina
Nicky Butt
Damien Duff
Darrent Bent
Emmanuel Adebayor
Dele Aderbola
KAKAKA
September 02, 2006
Mother's Smelly Shoe
Here is me. All settled for the weekend.
Lotsa beer? Check.
Lotsa peanuts too? Check.
Nice comfy couch and bigass tv with Astro? Check.
Airconds? Check.
GF not home. Check. Check. Check. Check. Yeah baby.
Waitaminute... WHAT???!??? What do you mean no EPL this weekend?
I'm going to shoot somebody.
Lotsa beer? Check.
Lotsa peanuts too? Check.
Nice comfy couch and bigass tv with Astro? Check.
Airconds? Check.
GF not home. Check. Check. Check. Check. Yeah baby.
Waitaminute... WHAT???!??? What do you mean no EPL this weekend?
I'm going to shoot somebody.
September 01, 2006
Transfers
W.T.F.
That was my first thought when I discovered that Argentinian wunderkind Carlos Tevez, along with international team-mate Javier Mascherano, had joined West Ham United on permanent deals.
WEST HAM. WTF.
Of course, it's obvious it has something to do with an agency, who apparently have some connections or something with WHU, I don't know the exact details, but still.... WTF.
(More on the Tevez-Mascherano-WH transfer story: How West Ham pulled off a coup)
Meanwhile, long-running soap-operas finally came to an end on Merdeka day. Reyes leaves for Real with Julio Baptista arriving in London. One Colecomes goes to Chelski in exchange for Gallas and 5 million quid, the other Cole goes to Portsmouth.
Speaking of defenders, Liverpool say goodbye, after barely saying hello, to Jan Kromkamp. Chelsea say goodbye to Huth (Who let the goals in? Huth! Huth Huth!), who joins Boro along with Real's sicknote Jonny Woodgate. Fabio Capello's certainly doing some smart deals so far...
Steed Malbranque joins Spurs. Another swashbuckling player in a team of swashbucklers. Hasn't Martin Jol heard of defenders?
Arsenal loses a legendary player to Villareal, after selling rock-solid defender Pascal Cygan for 2 million. Stop sniggering....
And, lastly, but not leastly, Da USA's DaMarcus Beasly joins Da Man City on Da loan.
When asked about this, DaMarcus replied...
W. Da. F.
That was my first thought when I discovered that Argentinian wunderkind Carlos Tevez, along with international team-mate Javier Mascherano, had joined West Ham United on permanent deals.
WEST HAM. WTF.
Of course, it's obvious it has something to do with an agency, who apparently have some connections or something with WHU, I don't know the exact details, but still.... WTF.
(More on the Tevez-Mascherano-WH transfer story: How West Ham pulled off a coup)
Meanwhile, long-running soap-operas finally came to an end on Merdeka day. Reyes leaves for Real with Julio Baptista arriving in London. One Cole
Speaking of defenders, Liverpool say goodbye, after barely saying hello, to Jan Kromkamp. Chelsea say goodbye to Huth (Who let the goals in? Huth! Huth Huth!), who joins Boro along with Real's sicknote Jonny Woodgate. Fabio Capello's certainly doing some smart deals so far...
Steed Malbranque joins Spurs. Another swashbuckling player in a team of swashbucklers. Hasn't Martin Jol heard of defenders?
Arsenal loses a legendary player to Villareal, after selling rock-solid defender Pascal Cygan for 2 million. Stop sniggering....
And, lastly, but not leastly, Da USA's DaMarcus Beasly joins Da Man City on Da loan.
When asked about this, DaMarcus replied...
W. Da. F.
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