- Are you eyeing that shiny new phone you desire, but don't have enough moolah to purchase it?
- Or don't have enough cash to purchase that nice pink bra you always wanted to make your man take notice of you?
- Perhaps you have a dream of buying the entire Newcattle United team and renaming them to Stripy Bananas In Jerseys?
Well whatever you do, DO NOT approach the "financial instituition" below!!!
They don't have any money y'know.
By the way, kami bukan Ah-Long, kami cuma mau tolong....
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